Y’all may think you know creepy, but I’m here to tell you that you are wrong.
You may think this is creepy.
You may think THIS is creepy– although personally, I’m convinced that it’s more of a case of Mom being overzealous with the sewing machine and a strange sense of design.
Well, actually, I think that it looks more like correct casting than the original films ever did. I’m really seeing Jacob in drag now.
But you have not experienced horror, you have not even imagined terror, you cannot conceive of the sheer blood-curdling SCARINESS that is…
(is obligated to finish writing this post)
WHAT FRESH NIGHTMARE IS THIS???
Ahem. Yes, this is a real thing. Yes, there are more. Yes, I will show them. And yes, it will be a big inspiration for the horror aspects of SatSD. There are some. In my writers’ group, strong men vowed that they turned off their TV’s when movies like SatSD came on. Of course, the vast majority of SatSD couldn’t be shown on any TV station… but I digress. More later! 😉