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ANTM Season 19: And The Fail Goes On

You’re supposed to be arresting ROB, okay??

Yes, even though I’m in the middle of NaNoWriMo– I have to write an ANTM post. It is irresistible.

So we finally saw uberbitch Kristin Kagay booted home last week, after an entire episode of nonstop whining. I can’t believe that anybody is actually sorry to see her go, but the cause of such evil bitchiness is still far from clear. I think that we basically have three possibilities:
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Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason 4

Maybe the wolf and the python will return in search of their pelts…

Once again, I’m going to have to go with BryanBoy. I meant to do another topic, but the horrible lingering horror of BB casts a sinister shadow…
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Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason Seven

We do not want to know what he’s doing with that sheep.

7.) BryanBoy even being allowed to have one second of airtime on the show this season. Need I say more? I mean, really, it is even necessary to elaborate on this? (But for the good of all humanity, I’ll do it anyway.)
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Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason Ten

So here’s the first of the list of ten reasons, and  I’m going to show the fail by using an equivalent writing example with the Death Train characters! Yay!

10.) ANTM no longer even pretends to have anything to do with the actual world of modeling. 

A Little Too Much Makeup

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