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ANTM Season 19: And The Fail Goes On

You’re supposed to be arresting ROB, okay??

Yes, even though I’m in the middle of NaNoWriMo– I have to write an ANTM post. It is irresistible.

So we finally saw uberbitch Kristin Kagay booted home last week, after an entire episode of nonstop whining. I can’t believe that anybody is actually sorry to see her go, but the cause of such evil bitchiness is still far from clear. I think that we basically have three possibilities:
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Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason 2

Feed Me!!!

Last night’s episode was really a grab bag of problems, so many that it’s hard to even put them in order. They do relate to each other, and we’ll see why in the next post.

Where to start…

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Jael Strauss and The Absolute Failure of ANTM 19: Part 3

Sadly, Janice Was Right About Tyra: She Really Is a Bitch.

Apparently, this particular massive fail on the part of Tyra Banks and ANTM 19 is NEVER going to end. Here’s the latest:
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Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason 3


So we all saw Episode 6 (I think; it’s hard to even keep track) of ANTM 19 last night, and I’m sad to say that nothing has improved yet. Reason 3 for the massive fail is something I’ve been thinking about since it started, but last night’s dreary disaster convinced me more than ever that it’s one of the most basic reasons why things are not working this season. Yep, it’s yet ANOTHER reason related to social media… but there’s a bonus fail in the next post!
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And Justice TRIUMPHS Over the Very Un-nice Powers of Evil!!

Truth, Justice, and the American Way– Enlist the Media On Your Side!

HA! YAY to the ultimate power! (That’s now my new phrase. It is officially a thing. Others can feel free to use it:)

Ben Coleman from the Portland Mercury just sent me an advance copy of the upcoming article about our writers’ group! Our fics were analyzed! Fair things were said! The guilty were punished; the innocent rewarded! IN YOUR FACE, Laurie Notaro and the nasty mean old Willamette Weekly!!!

(runs around throwing confetti and screeching incoherently)

(trips over something, falls, scares cat)

Anyway. 🙂 I’ll post a link to the article once it’s up.

Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason 4

Maybe the wolf and the python will return in search of their pelts…

Once again, I’m going to have to go with BryanBoy. I meant to do another topic, but the horrible lingering horror of BB casts a sinister shadow…
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Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason 5

Over It All
Okay, this really should be Reason #1, but I can’t stand waiting to write about this anymore. I could literally write a book about this one point alone. Everything related to social media that they’re doing on ANTM 19, every way they’re using it, every way it’s handled, every way it’s spoken about, every facet of it that’s shown, is the most ginormous hideous massive black hole of a fail EVER, of all time and space.
So basically, I don’t like it. 🙂
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