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Jael Strauss and The Absolute Failure of ANTM 19: Part 2.

A Fleeting Beauty.

Okay, so here’s a quick post before tonight’s episode: I actually SAW the entire Dr. Phil show with Jael. Yep, only for all y’all, my faithful blog readers. (Hi, Sis! waves.) What a sad, sad experience. Continue reading Jael Strauss and The Absolute Failure of ANTM 19: Part 2.

And Justice TRIUMPHS Over the Very Un-nice Powers of Evil!!

Truth, Justice, and the American Way– Enlist the Media On Your Side!

HA! YAY to the ultimate power! (That’s now my new phrase. It is officially a thing. Others can feel free to use it:)

Ben Coleman from the Portland Mercury just sent me an advance copy of the upcoming article about our writers’ group! Our fics were analyzed! Fair things were said! The guilty were punished; the innocent rewarded! IN YOUR FACE, Laurie Notaro and the nasty mean old Willamette Weekly!!!

(runs around throwing confetti and screeching incoherently)

(trips over something, falls, scares cat)

Anyway. 🙂 I’ll post a link to the article once it’s up.

Even More Updates on the NC-17 Page

Yep, we’re talking about MoM 7: The NC17 Just Never Stops. Head on over to the NC-17 Fanfic page and enjoy the latest installment!

And if you don’t BELIEVE me… here’s a sample (I’ve tried to keep it PG-13.)

It was impossible to keep track of time, of course. Time seemed to melt and become fluid and to drip in all directions, rather like the droopy watches in the Salvador Dali paintings that Ginny had often pondered, wondering if she might explore the same themes in a marble sculpture someday. But it wasn’t long before she and Draco were moving a bit slower, and then a bit slower, and then scarcely at all. The dreamy soft rhythm as they lay next to each other and slowly drifted back and forth like an ebb tide washing along the beach was sensual and lovely. But Ginny squirmed like an eel, and felt that she needed something more,somehow.

“Draco?” she said.

“Yes?” He opened his eyes and smiled at her softly, his face angelic.

“Er… um… I was just sort of wondering…”

He kissed her mouth, her jaw, her throat, his lips like the brushes of an angel’s wings.

“Well, I was wondering if you could start–”

And that’s all we can share and still keep it even vaguely family-friendly, folks! Head on over to that page to see the rest.

Harry Potter and the Big Book of Boys’ Naughty Bits Update!

You Ain’t Seen NOTHING Yet

I promise– PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE, cross my heart and hope to die– that I will post the full story of the vindication of our writers’ group and the triumph of NC-17 fanfic over the forces of evil. Tomorrow. It’s really late.

In the meantime… y’all MUST visit the Harry Potter and the Big Book of Boys’ Naughty Bits page. Newly updated and with a summary of the prologue! 🙂