Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason 4

Maybe the wolf and the python will return in search of their pelts…

Once again, I’m going to have to go with BryanBoy. I meant to do another topic, but the horrible lingering horror of BB casts a sinister shadow…
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The Absolutely Fabulous Idea for a Forum Here

As I’ve posted about recently, there have been a series of incidents that have led to weird print publicity around the Portland area for fanfic, D/G, and fanfic authors moving into original work. I started to think about the issue of writers’ support forums. And THAT’S how I came up with this idea.

I want to create a forum for fanfic writers who are slaving away at producing publishable work. Advice! Sharing! All the information I’ve painstakingly learned! Lots and lots of stuff!

Basically, it would be a discussion board specifically for fanfic writers who are/want to be/want to find out about/would like to hear about:
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Top 10 Reasons Why ANTM 19 Is A Massive Writing Fail: Reason 5

Over It All
Okay, this really should be Reason #1, but I can’t stand waiting to write about this anymore. I could literally write a book about this one point alone. Everything related to social media that they’re doing on ANTM 19, every way they’re using it, every way it’s handled, every way it’s spoken about, every facet of it that’s shown, is the most ginormous hideous massive black hole of a fail EVER, of all time and space.
So basically, I don’t like it. 🙂
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Even More Updates on the NC-17 Page

Yep, we’re talking about MoM 7: The NC17 Just Never Stops. Head on over to the NC-17 Fanfic page and enjoy the latest installment!

And if you don’t BELIEVE me… here’s a sample (I’ve tried to keep it PG-13.)

It was impossible to keep track of time, of course. Time seemed to melt and become fluid and to drip in all directions, rather like the droopy watches in the Salvador Dali paintings that Ginny had often pondered, wondering if she might explore the same themes in a marble sculpture someday. But it wasn’t long before she and Draco were moving a bit slower, and then a bit slower, and then scarcely at all. The dreamy soft rhythm as they lay next to each other and slowly drifted back and forth like an ebb tide washing along the beach was sensual and lovely. But Ginny squirmed like an eel, and felt that she needed something more,somehow.

“Draco?” she said.

“Yes?” He opened his eyes and smiled at her softly, his face angelic.

“Er… um… I was just sort of wondering…”

He kissed her mouth, her jaw, her throat, his lips like the brushes of an angel’s wings.

“Well, I was wondering if you could start–”

And that’s all we can share and still keep it even vaguely family-friendly, folks! Head on over to that page to see the rest.

Getting Your Characters to Talk to You: Stetson Smith and Sexuality

Well, if that title didn’t get everybody’s attention, then nothing ever will. 😉 (Okay… maybe “Jesus Comes Back and Gives You the Winning Lottery Numbers!”) Anyway.

When Gwen Was Away…

I think that it’s important to try to figure out everything about a character. Sometimes, of course, they don’t want to tell you. Gwen is still being very secretive. But as for Stetson… that boy is telling me more and more every day. For instance– let’s talk about sex.
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Harry Potter and the Big Book of Boys’ Naughty Bits Update!

You Ain’t Seen NOTHING Yet

I promise– PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE, cross my heart and hope to die– that I will post the full story of the vindication of our writers’ group and the triumph of NC-17 fanfic over the forces of evil. Tomorrow. It’s really late.

In the meantime… y’all MUST visit the Harry Potter and the Big Book of Boys’ Naughty Bits page. Newly updated and with a summary of the prologue! 🙂